Important Indicator #2: Funniness-to-Length of story

A short story that’s mildly funny is much funnier than a long story that is mildly funny.
Note: funny / interesting can be interchanged.
Introduction:
Why are knock-knock jokes so funny?  Well they may not be THAT funny, but the fact that they’re short makes them more tolerable.  However, a funny story, told over a long period of time, rapidly loses its appeal.  This is where the Funny-ness to Length of story index (F2LOSi) comes in.

Description of the Indicator:
The F2LOSi measures the relationship between how funny a story is and the length of that story.  Understanding this metric requires an honest self-assesment of how good someone is at telling stories, and also how good they are at picking stories in the context of a conversation.  Funny-ness is measured on a global scale, where the story, as a whole, is evaluated for how funny it is.  Stories with an extraordinary punch line, fare better than stories with a constant trickle of funny-ness as punch line can actually make a long story funnier than a long story with an even does of funny.  Time, well… that’s quite simple… It’s minutes, or seconds, or “short” vs. “long”.

How to read it:
Quite linearly, if you don’t start with a very good story, you have little time to make it to the end.  For really funny stories, there is a chance that the story can remain long, however at a certain point (this changes for every story), the story becomes unfunny quite rapidly.
Usage:
Thanks Jim… The F2LOSi on that one was quite low…
Stop interrupting me.  The F2LOSi on this story is gradually getting worse.
Notes:
1 – F2LOSi is rarely perceived on high and moderate values, but is almost always noticed on low values.
2 – F2LOSi can only be measured after the fact by others, or during the telling of the story by the narrator.